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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 898 4/6*
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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βThat which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.β
β Christopher Hitchens
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Wow, had to look up the first letter after having the other four.
With those last fout letters I could immediately make at least five Dutch words, including the actual solution which means something entirely different in Dutch.
And with that Dutch mindset I wasn't able to fill in that last letter 
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Wordle 898 5/6
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
- "Marion... Marion"
- "Is that you, Bob?"
- "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
- "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
- "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
- "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
- "No!!! I'm a rabbit in Arizona...."
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How you get this that fast?
[Edit]
I searched also in CP to be more or less sure not to re post. But my search abilities on CP seems to be weak 
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Don't blame yourself for the weird search system here. It is difficult to use.
Tips from my experiences over the years:
Use QUOTEs around multiple words, e.g. "my search abilities".
Use capitals for AND, e.g. "my search abilities" AND "seems to be weak".
When searching for a joke, there can be variants in the lead-up, but the punchline is usually the same, so search for the punchline. Try not to include names (of people and places), as they vary more widely.
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Thanks 
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Perhaps this should become a pinned message, or, posted somewhere prominently on this site. Because there are many of us who are illiterate about searching on CP.
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You could post a tip, not an article...
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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If you initiate a search on CodeProject it will take you to a search page like: Search[^]. If you then hover over the long search box at the top it shows the options.
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Thanks a lot. Was wondering how to search for my own earlier messages, and could not go to all my messages. Now, with your search string, can see all of them. Thanks once again.
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You're welcome. Like most things in life, the only way to find the answer is to try it.
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At a party, when someone tells a great joke and everybody but one person laughs out loud, but the last person grunts "I've heard that joke before!", he probably thinks that his grunting will make others think "Wow! That must be some smart fellow! He has heard the joke before!"
That is not what is the true reaction is, not even from those among the others who have also heard the joke before, yet they laugh. It is more like "Why was that grumpy old killjoy invited to the party?" Especially when this grumpy old killjoy makes his greatest efforts to kill every joke that is told at every party. It rather makes people want to ask "Won't you please shut up?!?
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(a) Playing golf for eternity is my idea of hell, not heaven
(b) Isn't Arizona a terrible place for a golf course?
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dandy72 wrote: Arizona a terrible place for a golf course?
Yes, pretty much, but there is no good place for a golf course. Except maybe hell.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: there is no good place for a golf course. Except maybe hell.
LMAO, boy, are we in agreement here...
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If you know how to play golf, you don't need a course.
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trΓΈnderen wrote: If you know how to play golf, you don't need a course.
Clever. I see what you did there. 
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