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This evening my coffee maker machine committed suicide!  I am frantic and near tears! No coffee tomorrow morning! AAAaaaaaarrrrgh! I will probably take a handful of Java beans and suck on them tomorrow. 
Ps: Please don't send flowers. It will just make me cry! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 19-Dec-20 21:44pm.
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// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Either have the coffee Turkish-style (grounds in the cup, very strong, with sugar), or :shudder: have instant coffee.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: instant coffee
Instant coffee?!
Instant coffee?!
Instant coffee?!
I cannot believe you even said that! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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His reply was what I would have given had he not - at least the part about turkish style. That, in fact, was my method-of-choice for coffee for years - real coffee fresh brewed in your cup. It doesn't get any better. Make sure it's finely ground so it settles and stays settled.
Now as for "instant". Starbucks came out with some "instant" coffee that's just about real. It's also a bit costly. Don't worry about that as the turkish option is just as good.
Now here's some fun trivia (relevant because Daniel Pfeffer is Israeli): I had an Israeli friend - I met her at a Dude Ranch in upstate NY when we were both about 16. I learned something interesting: in Israel, they call all instant coffee 'nescafe'. Not the brand, but as a pun: 'nes', in Hebrew, means "miracle" - as she explained it was considered a miracle if it tasted anything like coffee.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: have instant coffee
To quote Bill the Cat: "Gak!"
Software Zen: delete this;
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Amazon: Prime next day delivery. To tide you over, run to the supermarket and get a Cafetiere or French Press.[^]
If you have a metal workshop in your garage - and what real man doesn't?* - you could quickly make a percolator: This old Tony[^] it shouldn't take you too long - the video is only 30 minutes.
* Me. I don't even have the garage.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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My sincere condoleances ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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I know your pain, first hand.
Coffee and ice are all that I really need. Coffee, well, for the caffeine, and ice for the seltzer. Both are my favorite liquid refreshments during the day, especially while I am head's down coding, etc.
Yes, coffee is a refreshment.
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No worries.
Cowboy coffee:
Boil water in pan
dump in coffee
remove from fire
let grounds settle to the bottom
pour a cup.
Worked for years.
Only the spoiled have fancy coffee makers. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That's how my grandma always made it.
With the added first steps of:
Roast your beans.
Grind your beans
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Quote: Only the spoiled have fancy coffee makers
Then color me spoiled!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Now that is how you make coffee.
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Cowboy coffee. Had to do that myself a while back. Working on new house and forgot to bring coffee maker. Its an 1-3/4hour drive between houses.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Cowboys put the ground coffee in a sock before boiling. So it could be used many times.
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The coffee or the sock? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Probably both!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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☕☕☕☕☕
Enough to get you through the morning...
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Ah yes, one of the benefits of living with a strong-willed wife. We have his and hers coffee-makers since we don't drink the same recipe and the times one of us has had to wait while the other's brewed weren't... pretty.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cp-Coder wrote: my coffee maker machine
You made it sound like you have only one, silly you. Of course you have more.
Of course you have more than one.
Right?
I have 3 active ones and a couple spares. Luckily moka pots are quite compact.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Naah! I'm a monogamist. I love one and just one coffee maker at a time! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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