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Miss Piggy sure got around back then. 
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If only you knew...[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Simply because I have no intention to travel to Sprecheichchinesisch, Ohneinnichtschonwieder, Verdammtescheißeblödesmistding or similar places any time soon.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Verdammtescheißeblödesmistding
I can now search Google for this word and get at least 1 result. 
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All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist...
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God forgive me. I clicked on this wondering about your dementia...
I feel so dirty now  
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Forgive him, Father...
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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He was also quite an inventor, in fields as diverse as refrigeration and women's fashion.
Einstein’s Patents and Inventions
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I have to wonder...he spent years working at the patents office. How hard can it be to get patents granted to yourself when you know the process inside-out? And then, y'know...working there.
Not to take anything away from his accomplishments, of course. He still remains at the top of a very short list of people I think were true gifts to the world.
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dandy72 wrote: How hard can it be to get patents granted to yourself when you know the process inside-out?
You still need to prove that your invention is new and non-obvious. Knowing which hoops to jump through might speed things up, but no more than a decent patent lawyer would.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: your invention is new and non-obvious
Bless your heart...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nah, Mr Fantastic has a theoretical degree in phisics.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You could have asked his brother Frank...
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Frank?
Frank Einstein?
FrankEinst...?
Ohhh... I see what you did there! 
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I misread "Einstein" as "Epstein" and spend good one minute trying to figure out the joke. 
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Meshuggah - The Abysmal Eye[^]
Meshuggah announced a new album recently and the first single was released last week
I must confess, I totally missed their previous album The Violent Sleep of Reason, so their last work, for me, was Koloss from 2012.
For those who don't know Meshuggah, they sound like pretty accessible death metal (as far as death metal can be accessible), but when you listen closely, you'll hear almost unmatched technical ingenuity.
They use off-beat time signatures and different time signatures for different instruments that come back together after x bars, but you probably won't hear it if you just listen to it, which is quite a feat.
The musicians are masters of their instruments and as an ex-drummer I know drummer Tomas Haake is highly regarded in the drummer community.
Personally, I like to describe them as the Tool of death metal.
Looking forward to the new album and until that time this single is sound of the week!
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I generally don't like death metal (or whatever metal this is), but I make an exception for Meshuggah.
I saw a description of their "song" Bleed:
Bleed on vocals: difficult
On guitar: very difficult
On bass: extremely difficult
On drums: there's a reason the song is called bleed
Tomas Haake, your favorite drummer's favorite drummer.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I saw a description of their "song" Bleed:
Bleed on vocals: difficult
On guitar: very difficult
On bass: extremely difficult
On drums: there's a reason the song is called bleed
Tomas Haake, your favorite drummer's favorite drummer.
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Quote: Meshuggah announced a new album
Good to know ... thanks  I missed the announcement somehow
Amazing DM, as usual from Meshuggah, they are improving with each album ...
Some tracks from ObZen come near this one I think (which is good of course ),
BR
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My musical tastes are different.
To me what makes music wonderful is magical melodies and harmony (vocal or instrumental). Then I'm compelled to listen. Your sound of the week single has none of that for me -- and I'm not finding any enjoyment from it.
I've recently been listening to Count Basie and George Winston while working.
Best wishes --
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The SOTW is very diverse, so maybe you'll like what I have next week (but I don't know what that will be yet)
So you're listening to classical piano and jazz/blues?
Maybe you'll like my SOTW of two weeks ago[^] which really has nothing to do with either, but has magical melodies and harmonies
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He was something around 50! 55? 55! 60!
Well, it's friday, so I guess I might as well grab my coat early today... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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