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Do cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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That's a moot point. Have you any udder suggestion so that I can milk this pun a bit fodder than I already have?
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Now you're making fun of cows?!?!?
You are so intolerant...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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You better steer clear.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How long do you think we can keep milking these puns?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Until the cows come home!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Wait a second - if they are not home - how are we milking them?" 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Haven't you herd? we go to them, in cattle cars.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm developing a beef with the two of you.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Let's take the bull by the horns and discuss this until the cows come home.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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List the distinct uses for a colon in C++.
Motivated by currently writing a function that had better take all of them into account! 
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Now why would I be hesitating to click on that link?
EDIT: Curiosity killed the cat. But it could have been worse!
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Greg Utas wrote: Now why would I be hesitating to click on that link?
Answer I'd have given:
Hesitant? Perhaps not enough roughage?
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I was going to say, "to write VB code because only ... " but he beat me too it ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Isn't it just another separator?
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It's the brits fault, they colonized even C++.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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A colon is the hat that most Q&A questioners wear.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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static member access, constructor initialization list. Base class list, namespace access, ternary operator, case signifier terminator.
I feel like there are more but I'm sleepy.
edit: other commenters pointed out labels and bitfields
Don't forget to escape strings and chars!
Real programmers use butterflies
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also bitfield definitions
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Thanks. I knew i was forgetting something!
Real programmers use butterflies
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goto the head of the class!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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i forgot labels.
So now that's two things i forgot
Real programmers use butterflies
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