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People give them a lot of stick. Fortunately they can take it.
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So I was hoping to be one of the first people to sign up to (F)Rank? a social media platform that has been hyped and rehyped after the initial launch failed.
https://frankspeech.com/[^]
There it is, in all of its glory. 
The Color #000001 and the banner randomly in the middle of the page is a nice touch.
Not sure how to post though.
Guys, this is a case study in doing literally everything wrong with a website project.
Edit: It's using a Drupal stack as its backend! I can tell because it crashed.
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 19-Apr-21 9:46am.
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honey the codewitch wrote: doing literally everything wrong with a website project.
For sure:
Error 520 Ray ID: 64268e8610f804b8 • 2021-04-19 13:42:35 UTC
Web server is returning an unknown error
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A single far-right live-video. Nothing clickable. Is this satire or for real. Not that I care all that much but the question does arise.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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The creator of it claims he spent "millions" to make it the most secure site ever.
I guess he was right. Nobody can log in, and there's nothing to hack. 
He should have given me those millions of dollars. I would have done him the favor of telling him his idea was a loser and saved him the embarrassment.
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Quote: .....and saved him the embarrassment.
Personally, I don't think that he possesses that human frailty that enables us to feel embarrassed.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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my company's security software won't even let me hit that site. lol
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That one's deliberately bad though - they accomplished what they set out to do, hence not a failure.
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Down the bottom it has "Best viewed in IE 7"
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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  OK, you win.
Even though I must admit, the more I look at it, the more I ... like it.
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But that website actually works. So minus several failpoints for being functional.
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Considering its origins are you actually surprised?
I am surprised it got to this point. That it is a failure is not at all surprising to me.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I am not surprised that it got to this point, because the man running this is well known for continuing to push something despite sanity, common sense, and reason and damn the consequences.
And of course, given his track record, and the track records of the merry band of (elephants) that actually take him seriously, the failure is not at all surprising.
I suspect there was illicit drug use involved, but that's just a theory on my part.
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Hunter Biden built a website?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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No. This guy is *still* high. 
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The worst website launch is and will forever be Obama-care.
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Last time I checked that wasn't a website, but a nickname for the affordable care act.
Are you okay?
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I don't know if your desk is like mine. Two computers, several miles of tangled wires, and a ton of loose papers.
She who must be obeyed, OCD about neatness, complains constantly, and refused to come in to my office.
Not a bad thing when you come to think about it. 
Maybe I'm a slob. sung to the tune of Paul's Maybe I'm amazed.
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Cable modem
Cable phone box
32 port Netgear switch
wifi box
Plugable Display Link
Plugable USB 10 port hub
External backup drive
Verifone credit card machine
Ingenco credit card machine (sometimes several for testing)
1TB USB SSD external drive
Epson scanner (for all those papers I don't have room for!)
Oh yeah, I forgot:
laptop (flipped so it's sitting on the keyboard and showing only monitor)
2 27" HP curved monitors
keyboard
mouse
chocolate (currently, strawberry filled dark chocolate)
And a separate small desk for the second laptop.
And behind me, on a bookshelf, another laptop being a small web server.
Loose papers? There's not much room left for loose papers.
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If I started writing down a list like this I'd need to invest an entire weekend. Discovering things hiding under other things.
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My desk is looking like a fairground attraction after I received a gaming keyboard from Ali-Express. Luckily the brightness of the colored LED's can be adjusted 
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I'd send you a picture of mine if it wouldn't cause me to die of shame. 
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Same here.
You have the same human frailty as me. (Mentioned in my last response.)
I once made a video called "Lack of female supervision" which showed my desk and my kitchen.
I never showed it to anyone, else I might die of shame.
But then again, without the chaos there are no butterflies.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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