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After the latest windows update whenever my Chrome browser is open my entire screen goes black for a moment intermittently, and it varies from twice a minute to once every couple of hours.
I don't know what to trust anymore.  
Real programmers use butterflies
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Could the update have coincided with your latest microchip font rendering experiment? 
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try
{
doShizzle();
}
except
{
return emptyPage(); // pretend nothing happened.
}
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: except
Did you mean catch? 
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If you don't have the newest Win10 icons installed, this will happen.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A long time ago, my entire desktop was Final Fantasy VII themed, including standard icons like the Recycle Bin and My Computer (back when that was a link on the desktop) and cursors (I think the default was Cloud's Buster Sword).
My screensaver even played the Costa Del Sol music[^]
Man, those were the days 
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Quote: oh i don't have enough time to read .....
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Carlo should have a trophy for patience there...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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If you can't do the time don't do the crime!
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Ronnie Barker I believe
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Hmm not familiar with the gentleman, not exposed to much UK tele.
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"You are a career criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard ..."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You charmless nerk
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Nerk?! Nerd + jerk? This could be my new word for the day. A recent British invention?
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I don't quite know how to put this, gentlemen, but there is a thief among us. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Baretta, classic.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or don't get caught 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Hmmm... a new axiom?
If you don't have time to read the question, when will you have time to read the answer?
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How much unfortunate is that you got the code, but have no idea of the damn algorithm?
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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OriginalGriff wrote: oh i don't have enough time to read
I can relate to that actually...
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You should. Terry Pratchett wrote a bit, start there. You won't regret it, and can finally understand my quotes!
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I believe I have all books by Pterry
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Likelihood of person catching criminal? (8, 6)
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I can't do tomorrow anyway and don't understand the answer, though I'm 99% sure I know it! 
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I'm surprised it's lasted this long
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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