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Unfortunately, we'd have to mount the laser on the head of a shark, which is then mounted to the prow of a nuclear submarine, which has a second reactor installed to power the laser.
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You could always paint the ship or submarine to look like a shark.
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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I think it's still feasible. I seem to recall from a TV programme that a submarine's nuclear reactor is about the size of a large dustbin and not hugely heavy, an hydrodynamic design would be well within the capabilities of a large shark to carry.
The main problem, as I see it is refraction when firing underwater, and worse, if we create a shoal of laser packing sharks, there is a risk of total internal reflection at the waters surface, potentially frying our own nearby aquatic henchmen.
ragnaroknrol The Internet is For Porn[^]
Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.
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Not to mention the fact that sharks are basically eating machines and dumb as a bag of fish hooks.
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As with all engineering problems, one step at a time!
Next we need to genetically modify the sharks, you know, like in Jaws 3D.
ragnaroknrol The Internet is For Porn[^]
Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.
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That's ok, Raptor Jezus will return to save us
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"The U.S. Navy has used a a laser weapon to shoot down four unmanned aerial vehicles in a test that rings up memories of Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars" missile defense shield in the 1980s."
Where did it find the phone number?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My career started as a business application developer then shifted to industrial application development.
It's a good question to ask : " in which field are you working now?"
Regards,
Behzad
modified on Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:01 PM
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Behzad Sedighzadeh wrote: " in which field are you working now?"
One out back, with the cows and sheep. I'm knee deep battling bullshit on a day to day basis, and sick of having people trying to pull the wool over my eyes.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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But you are out standing in your field.
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Doesn't sound like Southfork Ranch, rather Ponderosa.
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Behzad Sedighzadeh wrote: " in which field are you working now?
Forties
[read my profile, the answer will make sense then]
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And when you get home, do you partake of some Dogger Bank?
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Now Mr O'Hanlon, what i do in my home time is my business.......whether it is playing on sand banks, a spot of dogging, or dogging on sand banks, hmmm, dogging on dogger bank? wonder if that has been tried yet.
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daveauld wrote: dogging on dogger bank? wonder if that has been tried yet.
Unsure
As this is the lounge, I wont link but surfice to say call and they shall come.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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But do you go Forth and get some Bight in your Cromarty from the Fisher? This is why you FitzRoy.
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I've been in finance based systems for 20 #cough# years.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Nasty cough you've got going on there.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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I've been in finance based systems for over 20 years, thats why they keep sending me bills, ask for tax, and know where to come looking when they want money.
Time to get off the grid............
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[note to self]
Double the tax 'mistake' for TN745692M
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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that can't be your NI number your posting is it (it is the right format!
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Not mine, no... 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Behzad Sedighzadeh wrote: " in which field are you working now?"
Reply: "I avoid fields altogether, with this tinfoil hat."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... the greatest bird in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, may you all be upstanding for the Manakin bird[^].
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I didn't realize Dave reception reached that far north.
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Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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