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R. Giskard Reventlov2-May-11 5:00

R. Giskard Reventlov

2-May-11 5:00

Avoid volcanoes?

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
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Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer2-May-11 5:01

2-May-11 5:01

I'll only go to places whose name I can spell.

Iain.

I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

Chris Meech2-May-11 5:09

Chris Meech

2-May-11 5:09

I guess that means you'll be spending a lot of time in the hotel at the bar. Smile | :)

Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer2-May-11 5:10

2-May-11 5:10

"I'll have a glass of.... argh!"

Iain.

I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

Smithers-Jones2-May-11 5:43

Smithers-Jones

2-May-11 5:43

Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote:
I'll have a glass of.... argh!

Do you think he meant the Camargue?
And isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?

Smile | :)

(Don't know what's going on? see this[^].)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

OriginalGriff2-May-11 5:18

OriginalGriff

2-May-11 5:18

Well there is here: Icelandic Phallological Museum[^]

SFW: or at least the first page is. After that, you are on your own...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Chris Meech2-May-11 5:22

Chris Meech

2-May-11 5:22

Iain can't go there. Only Dicks are allowed entrance. Smile | :)

#realJSOP2-May-11 5:26

#realJSOP

2-May-11 5:26

Unless, of course, he's a pussy about the whole thing...

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

OriginalGriff2-May-11 5:30

OriginalGriff

2-May-11 5:30

I understand they allow John Thomas as well, provided Peter or Willie are with him.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer2-May-11 5:32

2-May-11 5:32

I think my eyes are watering, imagining the entrance price.

Iain.

I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

#realJSOP2-May-11 6:04

#realJSOP

2-May-11 6:04

Not to mention the price of verbal intercourse with the staff.

Graham Shanks2-May-11 6:55

Graham Shanks

2-May-11 6:55

Climb a Church tower[^]

Eat a hot dog[^]

Whale watching[^]

Visit the Blue Laggon[^] (although you might have to take Mrs Iain along)

Too early (and a bit too far away) for the best one - Skinny dipping in a caldera[^]

However, you must see Geysir[^] and Gullfoss[^]

Graham

Librarians rule, Ook!

Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer2-May-11 7:50

2-May-11 7:50

I'd actually given up on any reply by someone mentally aged greater than 6!

Thanks,

Iain.

I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

Graham Shanks2-May-11 8:50

Graham Shanks

2-May-11 8:50

Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote:
someone mentally aged greater than 6

That might be going a bit far, but thank you

Graham

Librarians rule, Ook!

peterchen2-May-11 21:10

peterchen

2-May-11 21:10

On second thought, I shouldn't have upvoted it, now it doesn't stick out as good. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Henry Minute2-May-11 9:56

Henry Minute

2-May-11 9:56

Take LOTS of dosh.

V.V.V.V.V expensive place.

Henry Minute

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Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer2-May-11 10:42

2-May-11 10:42

It can't be as bad as Norway!

I half expect it to be cheap, given the recent economic issues - aren't they trying to inflate themselves out of schtuck?

Then again, there's lots of stuff that gets imported, and that cancels out, so...

Iain.

I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

Write in C - After Lennon/McCartney

Chris Quinn3-May-11 0:32

Chris Quinn

3-May-11 0:32

Take out a second mortgage to enable you to buy a beer (that's a beer, not some beers!)

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Nagy Vilmos2-May-11 4:01

Nagy Vilmos

2-May-11 4:01

Just heard "Let it Be" and it reminded me of this old jem:

When I find my code in loads of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.

or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

Rage2-May-11 4:22

Rage

2-May-11 4:22

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
~~LOGO~~VB's dead and buried,

FTFY

CDP18022-May-11 4:24

CDP1802

2-May-11 4:24

If that only were true...

"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011
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Rob Grainger3-May-11 0:06

Rob Grainger

3-May-11 0:06

Funnily, LOGO has been resurrected, to an extent, in SmallBasic.. Microsoft's beginning language adopts LOGO's Turtle graphics.

(This is a good thing - I like seeing a simple beginners language that supports simple graphics - good for my lad)

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2-May-11 4:44

Tech Code Freak

2-May-11 4:44

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OriginalGriff2-May-11 4:47

OriginalGriff

2-May-11 4:47

Univote countered: but it wouldn't scan...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."