|
Iain can't go there. Only Dicks are allowed entrance. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
|
|
|
|
|
Unless, of course, he's a pussy about the whole thing...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
-----
You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
|
|
|
|
|
I understand they allow John Thomas as well, provided Peter or Willie are with him.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
|
|
|
|
|
I think my eyes are watering, imagining the entrance price.
Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
|
|
|
|
|
Not to mention the price of verbal intercourse with the staff.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
-----
You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
-----
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'd actually given up on any reply by someone mentally aged greater than 6!
Thanks,
Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
|
|
|
|
|
Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote: someone mentally aged greater than 6
That might be going a bit far, but thank you
Graham
Librarians rule, Ook!
|
|
|
|
|
On second thought, I shouldn't have upvoted it, now it doesn't stick out as good. 
|
|
|
|
|
Take LOTS of dosh.
V.V.V.V.V expensive place.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
|
|
|
|
|
It can't be as bad as Norway!
I half expect it to be cheap, given the recent economic issues - aren't they trying to inflate themselves out of schtuck?
Then again, there's lots of stuff that gets imported, and that cancels out, so...
Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
|
|
|
|
|
Take out a second mortgage to enable you to buy a beer (that's a beer, not some beers!)
====================================
Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise!
====================================
|
|
|
|
|
Just heard "Let it Be" and it reminded me of this old jem:
When I find my code in loads of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: LOGOVB's dead and buried,
FTFY
|
|
|
|
|
If that only were true...
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011
---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011
|
|
|
|
|
Funnily, LOGO has been resurrected, to an extent, in SmallBasic.. Microsoft's beginning language adopts LOGO's Turtle graphics.
(This is a good thing - I like seeing a simple beginners language that supports simple graphics - good for my lad)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Univote countered: but it wouldn't scan...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: but it wouldn't scan...
But you could sing in it.
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.
Assembly and C are two of my favourite languages 
See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
So far, no one seems to have cracked this!
The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob!
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
|
|
|
|
|
Funny 30 years ago...
------------------------------------
I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
|
|
|
|
|
Great! I'm smiling! 8)
"Life's too short to write in asm" (c) someone
Write in C!
|
|
|
|
|
I started my programming in C, and what a pleasure it has been making the transition to other languages such as C#, Java and VB.NET.
I apply alot of the things I've learned in C to other languages and 8/10 times it works. The most important feature I've learnt in C
I suppose is what I've learned about memory/stack/heap/pointers and gives me an advantage in a manner that when working with another programming language, I've got an idea of what is happening in the background.
If I had to be critical I would say, instead of "Write in C", "Think in C to a certain extent (!OOPS)".
All and all great poem!
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence."
<< please vote!! >>
modified on Thursday, May 5, 2011 4:10 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
Once again in Canada, we are having an election across the entire country to elect a Prime Minister. What's really cool is how Google[^] put up a doodle, just to make it so special. 
Only in Canada, you say! 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
.. I'm getting old 