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In that case, perhaps I should move my July vacation to Canada to be a little sooner. 
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GenJerDan wrote: After numerous attempts, failing mainly due to arriving too late or too early, or occasionally just plain missing the target
Sounds like my early sex life!
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Henry Minute wrote: Sounds like my early sex life!
Yeah, alone and in the bathroom...
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Henry Minute wrote:
GenJerDan wrote: arriving too early
Sounds like my early sex life!
Sounds normal. It happens sometimes.
Henry Minute wrote:
GenJerDan wrote: or occasionally just plain missing the
target
Sounds like my early sex life!
You must be aiming at the wrong hole. 
Ignorance of the ability brings disability.
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Now see, I thought your build up was good and your punchline was well delivered. However, someone obviously down voted you on this one and I honestly don't see why.
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You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.
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I suspect it was him.[  ]
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GenJerDan wrote: ...my son has finally pooped in the potty.
Ah, teenagers, eh?
Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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This reminds me of a rather funny story from when we were potty training my son many eons ago...
As you no doubt have intimate familiarity with, the wee ones need lots of exhortations and encouragement along the way. They often need to be reminded of the most basic steps involved.
At any rate, we had been at it for a while (my son was somewhat hard-headed - the wife claims he gets that from me  ). Also, we have an African Grey parrot that mimics almost everything around the house, including both my wife and my voices.
One day, one of the people who worked on the late shift where my wife was employed called to ask her a question (she was his boss). As she was discussing whatever the issue was with him on the phone, very loudly and clearly in my voice, the African Grey said, "Come on! Pull your pants down!"
She said there was dead silence on the phone... Thankfully, the fellow remembered her mentioning the parrot, and he finally asked, somewhat meekly, "Was that your bird?"
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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You should never have a twinge of sadness about that mate. The day I never have to wipe poo off my daughters bums ever ever again will be one of the happiest days of my life. The youngest is 10 months old, so hopefully only another year and a half to go.
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Cherish it man!
Now when you have to wipe poo off your parent's bum(s), then you're not sure if you want it to stop, or not. You do, but that often means there has been a poor outcome.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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I'm picking up what you're putting down, homeboy...
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I'm catchin what yo passin (pun not intended... at least not at first, but now I totally intend it).
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Always a momentus occassion until they have a set back.
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nice!
Now make him go to the toilette - otherwise he will try out different "pottys" also known as bowls. Friends had a hard time stopping their daughter on this. Not nice at all - but a good occasion to buy new kitchen equipment.
regards
Torsten
I never finish anyth...
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the PSN Hackers [^]
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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Ya know, it's a good thing I started boycotting Sony about six years ago... Otherwise, I might have had a PSN account
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That would mean government forces going to war for private company's interests, the public would never allow that to happen... 
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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I was thinking more along the lines of protecting the people whos card numbers were "appropriated" - Sony isn't really directly harmed by the theft, it is the people whos identity/data was stolen.
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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True, but this has class action lawsuit written all over it.
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Certainly not in this case. There is no oil involved.
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Nah, those customers trusted Sony[^] - what did they expect? 
From the article: "Supposedly the hackers selling the DB says it has: fname, lnam, address, zip, country, phone, email, password, dob, ccnum, CVV2, exp date," he said
What happened to never storing CVV2?
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I don't use PSN, so this is hearsay, but I've seen speculation elsewhere that the DB being hawked by the hackers is almost certainly fake because sony never asked for CVV2 numbers.
3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
0x12=18
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