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My Dad's bigger than your Dad!
[Probably older too, he's 80 dontchaknow]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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My Dad's deader than your Dad!
So it wouldn't matter what size he is... 
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Shall we move on to "Your Mom" jokes then?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Ah. I have bad news on that front as well...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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You've been with my mom as well?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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well, Nagy, thank you for telling me, but remember what we discussed before? We call him "Headmaster" and not "David".
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I have also awoken next to a hideous hag in Putney. Aussie girl, not my finest moment.
Shameful journey back to east london
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I have never awoken next to a hideous hag in Putney.
Budapest, Paris and Woking yes. Putney no.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You haven't lived.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Oh I have, just never in Putney.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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AFAIK finding a skank-bag in Croydon is not a problem.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I was not aware of the term 'skank-bag' previously. If I was to visit Croydon, is it acceptable to simply ask for one in the public house, or is more discretion the norm?
Are they sold by weight or just by the bag?
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O (as they say) MFG! Mine was Aussie too! (or kiwi - who could tell?)
If this was in the late seventies or early eighties, what are the chances...?!
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Congratulations!
So you’re switching from dealing with arbitrary, don’t quite work at expected performance levels, fail at the worst times, moody, don’t work when you need them to computers to arbitrary, don’t quite work at expected performance levels, fail at the worst times, moody, don’t work when you need them to students. 
Seriously, good luck and congratulations.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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At least when you tell a computer to do something , it does exactly what you ask of it
nah - that's just bollocks, isn't it. You're right!
The difference seems to be that the computer will do something completely irritating and lose a days work, wherea
Nope - again, you're right.
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Nice, I wouldn't mind making that jump myself.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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Yeah - I was so lucky to be able to take the opportunity when it arose (redundancy payout large enough to support me while I studied full time for a while)
Just wish they paid teachers more - I would have moved ages ages if they did. I can't wait to see what I get paid for my 4 1/2 hours this week! May be enough to cover my fuel costs *
* I live about 1Km from the school
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Stumbled across this on the DailyWTF and thought it good enough to share: link[^]
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I remember reading about this a few year back - it really is a brilliant solution!
Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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I occasionally hit random page on Wikipedia just to expand my mind. Just now, not 5 minutes ago, I got served this page[^].
How do they know I'm interested in flight, inventions and famous Hungarians, and how did they find a page that combines all three?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Really don't know. I'm always hitting the "pizza, spaghetti & mandolino" page.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Who isn't? 
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Watch out, it may be that your webcam is rigged to read your mind and send signals to the Wikipedia servers.
"Don't confuse experts with facts" - Eric_V
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