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Don't mention the war! I did once, but I think I got away with it!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Best.
Sitcom.
Ever.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Basil: [yelling at his car] Come on! Come on! Start! Start, you vicious bastard! Come on! Oh, my God! I'm warning you! If you don't start, I'll count to three! 1, 2, 3! Right! That's it! [leaving the car, he starts yelling at it] I've had enough of this! You've tried it on once too often! Right! Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line for you time and time again! Right! Well, this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing! [he leaves the frame, returns holding a branch and starts thrashing the car over the bonnet]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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See, no telly for a couple of minutes and you're having a conversation already  .
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No, we are having a conversation.
She is watching the telly.
And complaining that she can't see what is going on.
Or read the text on the Sky planner.
And that the sound is rubbish.
So, for a little peace and quiet, I will buy a new telly! 
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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When I hear about your wife, I'm sympathetic with your cause.
1. Buy telly,
2. go to pub
3. drink ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Was round my sisters at the weekend, they have a 55" 3DTV. Plus a really good full surround sound system.
That's a seriously amazing setup, was a bit crap going home to my kit. 
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Ugh, I need to upgrade to a plasma or led or lcd.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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There's nothing like Swansea on a wet Sunday evening.
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Dylan Thomas described it as "a pretty, sh*tty, city". Me? I leave the commas out...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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8 years on CodeProject today!
Okay, maybe not quite as long as some, but hey, 8 years, where has the time gone..........
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Congrats
DaveAuld wrote: where has the time gone..........
???
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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8 years of addiction!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Congrats CPians!
DaveAuld wrote: 8 years on CodeProject today!
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Congratulations Dave!
"The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[ ^]
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*Hic* *burp* Ta!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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9 1/2 years for me.  . Unbelievable: Browsing CP is one of the few things that I started so long ago and still do today.
Where did all this time fly ?
The focus changed in all these years: I am not in development anymore (so I am now pretty useless at answering things in the forums), the people here changed a lot but from a few ol' fellows, but I think I will still be here in twenty years. Unless the hamsters decide to move on, of course...
Oh, and BTW, congrats for your 8 years ! :gig:
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DaveAuld wrote: where has the time gone
down the crapper, if you ask me?
Anyhow, congrats and all that stuff. You are a great asset to this community and I'm glad you are here.
Cheers.
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
modified on Tuesday, August 30, 2011 6:24 AM
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I'll go and get mine now. Shall I tell the landlord to send you the bill?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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And it's my 8th WEDDING anniversary today!
(And my wife's too, funnily enough)
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Priory but just for riggers[^]
The only thing is they have it back to front, it is not the being away from home that is the problem, it is the coming home and having to deal with the wife and kids!
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The Priory is most famous for treating stars like Kate Moss and tragic Amy Winehouse.
That's not really a good recommendation is it?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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No, the priory is famous for 'Hosting and Making Money From' celebrities who haven't been in the press for three days so secretly book themselves into the Priory after having their agents tip off the paparazzi.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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