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Good one 
You could have mentioned Twister and The Perfect Storm as well 
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Michael Fish - A Life
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The Weather Man?
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Journey to The Centre of The Earth. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Apollo 13 (acording to DD) 
Andy B
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It makes me think of: "There is no future. There is no past. There is only now. And that is fine."
Life is too shor
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Well, Me and my team were busy for our next BIG release for a year and so and now it's almost done.
In mid Feb. there is a domestic conference where we are plannig to attend. Meantime, I also hold responsibility for our Ad campaign and i am wonering what we could do for our customers who attend it.
Any experience, Idea?
Thanks.
Behzad
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Fly me over and let me fly.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"It is perfidious to think logically in present motion."(11)
Best of luck.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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TREASONABLE? Just based on REASON-think logically
[Edit]
That is REASON in TABLE* [That makes : present motion - TABLE  ]
think logically - REASON<br />
in present motion - in TABLE <br />
perfidious - TREASONABLE
modified 30-Nov-12 4:05am.
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To Table A Motion is to present it.
But you are correct.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Wow thanks... I think I made it to Champions.  ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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Phoned the wife last night to see how things were at home, and also to see if the chromebooks and tv's and a few other things I had order had arrived.
So after hearing all about what has been going on, and what had arrived, and how the kids were behaving/misbehaving etc, she eventually gets round to the subject of the tracker.
She starts: "So, come on then, who told you I had your car?"
Me: "Nobody you know, so it doesn't matter."
She: "You can still tell me...."
Me: "And you also took it to work on the friday."
She: "Was it your pal John that stays up near (place she was at)"
Me: "No, how would he know you took it to work as well.
She: "So you have been speaking to Steven then?" (Steven is her boss)
Me: "No."
She: "Well come on then, who was it, it's not fair....."
Me: "No one you know." (really emphasising the NO ONE)
She: "mutters something and makes some noise for a bit"
She: "Ah, it is the thing on your car..."
Bingo!
Then she goes on to say, "so you will see I didn't speed and took care of it then" 
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Take 5+ 
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I am assuming the Tracker is installed in the car, and not your wife.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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This is killing me Dave. Probably about 50% because I called it and 50% because she didn't get it right away.
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Posted from my Nokia Lumia 920!! 
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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Hello back
From my HTC 8X.
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We are member of an elite club! ^^
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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Super Lloyd wrote: We are member of an elite club
Wankers!
Posted from my desktop using a proper keyboard ha ha ha!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Much less often then expected, but there are times I want the voting back. 
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Wankers!
So you know he's French and living in Darwin and pretending to be Australian.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We certainly are. We must watch out, for lower forms of life will heap abuse because they just aren't cool or talented enough. They will probably be tempted to use language centred around bodily activities for lack of wit and wisdom.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: We certainly are. We must watch out, for lower forms of life will heap abuse because they just aren't cool or talented enough. They will probably be tempted to use language centred around bodily activities for lack of wit and wisdom.
Faarrrkkkk off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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