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Entirely acceptable.
Consider it a war wound.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Dalek Dave wrote: I have heard that in prisons inmates fill boiling coffee with loads of sugar so that it can be used as a weapon.
So, that's how you escaped from the prison? :p
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I once spent time in Wormwood Scrubs[^].
Not what you think though.
My Uncle was the Governor of the prison and when his daughter got married the reception was held in the Prison Officers Club.
Very nice it was too.
The following day, and totally against the rules, he took a couple of us on a tour of the prison, and what a grim place it was.
Here is a piece of advice...Don't get sent there!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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My brother has a scar on his chin from a doughnut in the microwave incident when we were kids.
I got in loads of trouble for laughing as he ran around screaming with the super hot jam stuck to his skin.
It did look funny though.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I felt he did it deliberately.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Why. I've read it twice now and can't see it.
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Sound it out like a pirate. It's not just a disaster, it's DISARRRRRSTER.
Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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I was actually aim for disARSEter, should have have paid more attention to what I was typing, but still finding random spots of stickiness (WTF, how it get there??) 
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I fear it may be deliberate. At uni, the college I was at[^] had a newsletter that was posted in the lavatories (so you had something to read and, in extremis, emergency toilet roll) affectionately it was called "The Bogsheet" but it's official title was "The Carsehole" after the odd way some southerners pronounce the word "castle".
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Yet strangely it's easier for you Northeners to understand us than it is for us to understand you.
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That's because we've been exposed to southerners on the telly our whole lives, but there are relatively few northerners on the box.
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Keith was sugarcoating it for you. The real reason is because we are cleverer than you are. 
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Yes that's why you make everything and we get all the money.
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The Reincarnation wrote: that's why you make everything
That's old 1970s/1980s thinking.
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You're right I was going to make it past tense.
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...it takes more than three scrolls of the mouse wheel to get to your year of birth on an online form.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I've been entering January 1, spin the scroll wheel once as my birthday for years.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's why such things should never be a ListBox/whatever -- just let me enter the thing and then you can validate it. 
I also don't like having month names in month order rather than alphabetical order. 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the F B I.
Which movie?
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In the name of the Fava?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Is it Archer ?
The world's famous top secret agent Archer Starling, code name the Duchess ?
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"Agent Starling" gives it away.
It's obviously Hitchcock's The Birds.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not necessary . I can thing of at least 2 other movies with "Agent Starling" in it and i don't think there is a personage with this name in The Birds
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You obviously need to watch it at a higher resolution.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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