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It was a mere cat.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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It was pure skulldoggery.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Most of the visitors had a feline something was wrong.
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They were lion about the animals.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The zoo's going to get in trouble fur this.
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Damn Chinese knock-offs...
I want my money back.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: Damn Chinese knock-offs...
I want my money back.
Sorry, but apple has a no-refunds policy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh great! I suppose now you're going to tell me the fox in foxconn is really a rat... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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If you look closely, you'll see that it's a very carefully arranged and painted palm of bananas.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The lying ching.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone
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And I thought you gave up telling jokes here a couple of years back. 
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I posted this accidentally.....Anyway Chris disabled down-vote option, remember? 
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone
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How very odd.
Usually they disguise a dog as beef. 
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I've seen many lions, never a Tibetan Mastiff ( I've heard people pays 1 million dollar for a puppy), so for me it's better to see this kind of dog then a real lion..
beautifull !!
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Davide Zaccanti wrote: I've heard people pays 1 million dollar for a puppy)
Those same people wouldn't be interested in a Bridge I'm trying to sell on behalf of MehGerbil will they?
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I'll be pulling the bridge for sale come Sunday 12:00 Midnight.
This is a limited opportunity.
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I'm going to get a job at Heathrow and ensure that no Woman is carrying these.[^]
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An article about implants, and his name is Mr Beaver... Hmmm.
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And the explosives expert's surname is Oppenheimer!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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OK, so they've used the fact that there are about nine terr'r'rists in the world to give themselves the right to treat everyone like sh1t, and now they're using it to give themselves the right to sexually assault women.
I tell ya, if they keep pushing people like this, it won't be the terr'r'rists they'll have to worry about.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I tell ya, if they keep pushing people like this, it won't be the terr'r'rists they'll have to worry about.
Because you believe normal people will resort to terrorism?
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MehGerbil wrote: Because you believe normal people will resort to terrorism smacking the w@nkers in the mouth?
Damned straight, I do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PB 369,783 wrote: I'm going to get a job at Heathrow
Do you have any experience?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Well, he's handled plenty of t*ts in QA...
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