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I'll be pulling the bridge for sale come Sunday 12:00 Midnight.
This is a limited opportunity.
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I'm going to get a job at Heathrow and ensure that no Woman is carrying these.[^]
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An article about implants, and his name is Mr Beaver... Hmmm.
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And the explosives expert's surname is Oppenheimer! 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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OK, so they've used the fact that there are about nine terr'r'rists in the world to give themselves the right to treat everyone like sh1t, and now they're using it to give themselves the right to sexually assault women.
I tell ya, if they keep pushing people like this, it won't be the terr'r'rists they'll have to worry about.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I tell ya, if they keep pushing people like this, it won't be the terr'r'rists they'll have to worry about.
Because you believe normal people will resort to terrorism?
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MehGerbil wrote: Because you believe normal people will resort to terrorism smacking the w@nkers in the mouth?
Damned straight, I do.
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PB 369,783 wrote: I'm going to get a job at Heathrow
Do you have any experience?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Well, he's handled plenty of t*ts in QA...
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"Because they're there"
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It's a hard job, but someone has to do it!
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They don't need people to be scared of aliens, any more; they've got terr'r'rists to keep people frightened, now.
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Are you suggesting that one in five Americans have been "probed" by Terrorists? 
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Nah, all the probing is done by the NSA, who seem to believe that 99% of the world's population is made up of terrorists.
It would have been 100%, but the output field on their javascript terr'r'rist-infiltration calculation form only has two-digits.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It would have been 100%, but the output field on their javascript
terr'r'rist-infiltration calculation form only has two-digits.
It's zero based, so it comes to 100 items..
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Brilliant!
We now have two completely diverse but equally arguable reasons for something that doesn't exist!
Let's form an anti-conspiracy group!
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The ToryGraph wrote: The mentions of Area 51 were contained in documents detailing the history of the U-2 and Oxcart spay plane programs were written in 1992 by Gregory Pedlow and Donald Welzenbach, who were historians at the CIA.
Explains why they'd want to keep it secret! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: spay spray plane
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Sounds about right. I myself go to great lengths to hide my typing errors.
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But, but, what about Area 42?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: Area 42
Probably the White House, Washington DC..
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What so special about Area 51? What about first 50 and may be remaining 49+.
Regards,
Prasad P. Khandekar
Knowledge exists, man only discovers it.
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Quote: Now the existence of Area 51 has been officially acknowledged by the Central Intelligence Agency and its exact location revealed in Nevada.
So I have some bad news for you CIA...we already knew where it was 
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