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I would like to present to you Tara Ried[^] the main character from Sharkando as someone who has the ability to promote Nicholas Cage's abilities by 0.0000001%
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Nah - multiple zero by anything and you still get zero.
Mind you, I can guess how she got the jobs...and it wasn't just her acting ability that sucked...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Nice set of lungs. 
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I watched ten minutes of a movie last week about someone giving steroids to sharks so that they can get rid of giant anaconda infesting a town.  I think I could have done the same special effects using MS Paint.
While I understand that some people may write scenarios while obviously being high, who on Earth does spend money turning these into movies ??
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Um...
People who are bombed out of their brains on cocaine?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Speed 3, first it was a bus, then a cruise and now a turtle! 
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"Speed 3: This time it's Amphibious"?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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The Steve Irwin Story? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Frogger
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Little Miss pet shop
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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yes it is, did you look it up?
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Nope. I am biggest fan of it  . Play TMNT game once and you will also fall in love with it.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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You mean, the one on the NES ? That was the most difficult game ever created. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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 no...i am talking about TMNT : Out of shadows
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Looks good, even if I did not associate TMNT with so much violence so far.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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"Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid - The Movie"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Madonna and child.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Brokeback Godzilla?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As we all might have heard, this typhoon (which was called Yolanda in our country) which was said to be the strongest for this year slammed our country last week, particularly Leyte province. As of today, there are about 10,000 casualties and a few hundreds of thousands who needs help. Houses and establishments have been washed out by the storm surge, there's scarcity of drinking water for the survivors, and to make matters worse, power and communication was down. It totally broke my heart to see the pictures and videos of the aftermath of this calamity. Reading the experiences of some of the survivors was devastating. It is more hurting that one neighboring province (Bohol) is still recovering from the earthquake that hit them last month.
On the bright side, I was happy to read one news report that 23 countries volunteered offers of assistance to our country. Apart from the assistance provided by each country and international group, several individuals also extended their help.
Leyte may take a while to recover, but all the assistance that was given will greatly help in their recovery.
On behalf of my countrymen who were affected, I would like to express my most sincere gratitude to those who extended their aid, whether in kind, cash, or in prayers.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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I wish y'all the best. I don't watch TV so I just heard about it today, so sad my heart goes out to y'all!
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My Strong gratitude to all Philiphines for this Typhoon. However, these are very cruel but cannot avoid. We can be safe when we follow directions provided by government and public interest orgnisations such as Red Cross Etc. May be not the right time to present in India recently we got a Typhoon like storm but get out with no loss. I beleive this is because of active participation of people in following the care to be taken such as leave the place when ever necessary etc.
We must always give the priority to lives not to the properties. So, we have leave the place as soon as governemnt asked us to Vacate in the track it is coming down.
However, we pray god that philipines recover from this as soon as possible.
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