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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: What kind of idiot puts so much sh!t in his page
Wow, have you heard about this fancy <marquee> tag? It's totally awesome, no messy lame-o JavaScript required, and even supported on IE 5 and Netscape 4! 
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Soouu-per!I'll run it up the flagpole at the hourly scrum!
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: Soouu-per!
Immediately thinks of this.
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Sorry. Can't look. We're on a two minute sprint cycle of Quad Programming; the boss is playing square-dance tunes all day until we ship the product. Swap lead partner each cycle, one screen between four. 
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Why why why?
Why? Probably because some web designer wanted to earn some more money from a banner ad company, so they talked its marketing department into a cool new way they could get guaranteed viewership of their ads. Nobody anywhere once considered whether customers actually wanted such behavior. Heck, nobody anywhere probably ever stopped and thought through how the feature would work for customers.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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It seems particularly more obnoxious lately, even CP has some beasties popping up.
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Not to bad I like them!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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Mike Hankey's sig: Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Here's the original, it's from a cartoon called 5th wave:
http://www.the5thwave.com/cartoon/3848[^]
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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Thanks Alexander
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What attempts to be a singing voice, attached to that over-made-up goth-tart sounds like a bio-engineering experiment cloning the vocal-cord genes of Enya mixed with Olivia Newton-John that went terribly wrong 
So many fine contemporary female singers have incredible voices; check out Kimbra: [^]. And then, there's the exquisite chanteuse Lana Del Rey, who can make even the ghost-of-testosterone-past in this aging meat-package clink his chains: [^].
But, if disembodied pre-pubescent female squeaking buried under synth-tracks, and loops, does it for you: okay
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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BillWoodruff wrote: who can make even the ghost-of-testosterone-past in this aging meat-package clink his chains:
TMI 
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BillWoodruff wrote: does it for you
Depeche Mode used to be one of my favourite bands, and Blasphemous rumours is, perhaps, one of their best. I like Angelzooms' version take on it, synth and all 
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Love that show, very funny. Or it was until this season when it seems to have jumped the shark a little bit.
So I was surprised to see that it has been renewed for another three seasons. I wish them luck and hope they start to employ some funnier writers.
In any case, if it wasn't for Sheldon there would be no program at all.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I used to love watching it but haven't seen a show since about this time last year.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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Mike Hankey wrote: they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect
Your sig: Teenagers discovered that a while ago: "wot evvah..."
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Had to create a new sig my old one disappeared, seems you can't put links in your sig anymore. 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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Not that surprised - 'twas only a matter of time before spam crept in there... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah I figured that was the case, no big deal!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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Mike Hankey wrote: seems you can't put links in your sig anymore.
The one in mine works. 
Shhhh! The hamsters may notice and block me too. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Hmm it's got to be something I'm doing then. Wonder why mine just disappeared? Maybe I've offended the Hamster gods?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
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I use standard span and anchor tags.
<span style="font-size: small; font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';">Simply Elegant Designs</span> <a href="http://jimmyropes.com/">JimmyRopes Designs</a>
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