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musefan wrote: How do you know for sure that we (humans) didn't come from another planet? Maybe some biological substance was attached to the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and we evolved from that?
We know nothing "for sure"; but if we were aliens we'd not share this much DNA with life as it evolved here.
I do like the fact that se thinks her gender is somehow important.
musefan wrote: Same applies to any of the species on earth really, how do we know this is their origin planet?
Early life was not spacefaring or sentient.
musefan wrote: I think humans are so fascinated by the thought of aliens visiting
Mostly fantasy and arrogance. There's an entire ecosystem in your guts. It may just be they build their colonies in our sh*t.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: It may just be they build their colonies in our sh*t.
Well, it must be called a "colon" for a reason... coincidence or conspiracy - you decide.
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To aliens, we're the aliens.
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Sander Rossel wrote: To aliens, we're the aliens.
That's exactly the kind of thing an alien would say
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W̵̞̟͝ë̸̛͙̤̞͖͙͗̚͜l̵̠̪̲͈̐̾̃̍̋̐l̴̰̠̃̊̒͝ ̵̺͛t̶̻͓͎̻̰͈̐̇͊̎͂h̵̹͐͆͑́͛ĭ̶̫͋̓ş̸͙̜͉͑͆̎̕ ̶̜̊͑̐̉͂̿͜ị̷̬͐͌͐̌ṡ̵̬͉̅̐̿̈́ ̵̳̒̀ͅä̸̼͕͖́̒͘̕͝w̸͍͇͈̔̂͜͜k̶͚̒w̸̻̻̭͌̈͋͌͜a̶̠̮͒̽̂̅͝r̶̠̪̐̽d̵͔̼̦͉͖͔̀̕.̴̩̯̺͎̻͚͐̑̐.̴̿͒͗͜.̵͚̫̣̆̽̂̿͊̚
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How the ???? did you create that text?
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"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool..."
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This is what happens when you let women go to space.
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One of my earlier bosses as one meeting declared that our company's greatest asset was the humans.
So I suggested that we employ more women so that we could increase our assets.
My (mostly male) workmates applauded.
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if these aliens are smarter then us why would they stay here?
for laughs maybe, but jokes, particularly THIS one, i.e. "us" get old real fast.
sure there's people that still watch and a few that even laugh at "funniest home videos" or "clodbert" etc
- but doesn't that just prove how bad some people are, and the rest only marginally better (for allowing that to happen)
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I think, and I've often had this thought, that the aliens here are really not too bright. They get by but they're just fun loving fools for the most part. I mean you know how hard it can be when English is your second language, what about if Human was your second species...
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Personally, I wish I was one.
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How do you know you aren't?
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MarkTJohnson wrote: How do you know you aren't?
It seems like I should know how to leave, other than death. 
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There is no truth to the rumour that I am Queen of the Lizard People.
*eats a bug*
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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As per US Immigration procedure, any non-US citizen entering the US is an Alien. This means that all non-US citizens are aliens, which is more than 90 percent of the world population.
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So we need a wall.
Walls always work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know a few that qualify as aliens cause they sure ain't from this world.
Did a little mechanic work today.
Put a rear end in a recliner!
JaxCoder.com
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I'm a space alien. I live among you. Next...
It's much easier to enjoy the favor of both friend and foe, and not give a damn who's who. -- Lon Milo DuQuette
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And we wonder why Trump voters say CNN is fake news....
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In the age when the cameras have great resolution, the pictures of the alien craft, Loch Ness monster, and Yeti are always of the abysmal quality.
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For a few minutes, I thought I was in the Soapbox! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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