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"hello, world\n"
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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"Hi, I am 'name', I've just descended from the sky. I know more than all of you put together. Better start listening to me, and obeying my orders". 
modified 6-Oct-22 2:58am.
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Not nearly awe-inspiring enough.
[In an eldritch voice]
I am Death, the Destroyer of Worlds!
Kneel before Me, O mortals, and despair!
EDIT: added reference to mortals.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 6-Oct-22 7:19am.
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"Worship me and we'll get along just fine."
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
1.
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I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"Hello, my name is flge ,, ,eogpwegj ..gwe #fiddle with your microphone# .... I also .. fweoj pwejgjj" and then switch off the communication and go out and enjoy the sunny weather.
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(serious answer).
new team or new company ? do they know you? do they know your background ?
Just say :
"Hi, I'm southmountain, I come from XYZ, my background is in ABC technologies in such and such domain , I will be joining you on this project, I hope to be an excellent addition to the team"
"Feel free to contact me later for more details"
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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take my note here...
diligent hands rule....
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new title and higher salary, join the meeting in Zoom...
diligent hands rule....
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Hello, glad to be with you now. I'm <your name="">.
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Hi Y'all! Drinks are on me!
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Instant promotion
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: Instant promotion
 Exactly!
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I was given the "opportunity" to join a team yesterday, we're still trying to come up with a team name.
So far:
Sisyphus
Pyrrhic victory
Icarus
Divine Comedy
Soylent Green
and the first thing that popped in my head when I found out
Team Bataan Death March.
Can you tell this is going to be a fun project?
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Too soon, man, too soon. 
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Team Bataan Death March
Best name ever.
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A normal icebreaker.
Just start chanting:
One of us
One of us
One of us
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
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Bring your curiousity.
Ask about them.
Ask every one of them a question (preferably different).
What is your specialty on this project?
What do you do for fun?
Do we bring food for the group code reviews?
Is a sense of humor appreciated?
You should find quickly, that by asking a strategic question, you
can keep the room talking. And this allows you to get to know them,
and protects you from answering too many questions.
If asked a question, I try to stick to shorter, more positive and upbeat answers.
With enough details to engage them, and then push it back as a question to someone else
who was listening, who did not ask the original question! (even if you throw them the same
question).
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Point, "he's coming right at us!" Jump out window.
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Hi! My name is... my name is... tsh-k, tsh-k, Slim Shady!!
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Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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