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Joan M10-Dec-23 21:31
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GeneralLaserJet necromancy - starting to doubt my own sanity. Pin
Rich Leyshon6-Dec-23 0:59
Rich Leyshon6-Dec-23 0:59 
Background: I've had this old HP LaserJet for years and try to give it a little occasional exercise to stop it seizing up. So yesterday, had a bit of B/W printing to do so though I'd take her for a spin ...

Printer has vanished from the list. OK, probably to do with the Win 11 upgrade. So I use the Windows Add Printer dialogue and it installs. Yay, this is easy.

I try printing to it. Quick as a flash, nothing happens. Document is in the print queue with the helpful message "There was an error." But it does let me cancel it and try again, with similar results.

Okay, I'll uninstall it and try again. After what seemed like successful removal, it's still there.

So, I run the troubleshooter which, surprise surprise, says that maybe making it the default printer will work. It doesn't. But we have now moved on - it can no longer use this as the excuse. This time it gives me a link to a HP page to download the correct driver. The link is to a page that doesn't exits.

Okay, now the gloves are off. HP Print & Scan Doctor which of course won't run until I update it. But then - KAPOW! It tells me that the standard Windows drivers might be inadequate and I should install the full set of drivers "Downloadable here." This link works, the file downloads but crashes out every time I try to run it.

I find another link to download all the drivers singly. I try it and this time it tells me not to use these but to use the Windows version that I started with.

At this point, I accept defeat and use the other printer. But now is where it gets interesting ...

I return home at about midnight and wake up the PC. Before I do anything else, there's a flashing of lights and a whirring sound and a single page pops out of the LaserJet. This was a document sent to the printer in May 2021!

It now becomes clear to me that the name "LaserJet" is in fact derived from "Lazarus" and I appear to have gained the ability to raise the dead.

Printer now seems to work perfectly.
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Ron Anders6-Dec-23 2:15
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Roger Wright6-Dec-23 6:52
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